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“Zooplankton (With Attitude)” by Richard F. Yates

Chris was a bully, a thug, who didn’t give a flip about you or your kids or anything. He just floated around in the surf, doing whatever he damn well pleased—until he was “scared straight” by a near death experience … Continue reading

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“Faux-Leather Goblin” by Richard F. Yates

After several months of using this date book (admittedly, using it incorrectly), it somehow attracted a goblin. GOOD! Maybe now something interesting will come out of it! —Richard F. Yates

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“ZAA” by Richard F. Yates

Multidimensional espionage just got a whole lot cheaper! (What I think is funny—even I don’t know what the hell I’m talking about sometimes, but the absurd nonsense keeps me young!) —Richard F. Yates (Primitive Thoughtician and Supreme Bunny Lord of … Continue reading

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“Appetite (With Lots of Legs)” by Richard F. Yates

The teeth, the spidery legs, it scuttled and snapped—flicked its tongue… “I don’t care how much you’re going to complain! I’m not making those cookies until you take out the garbage,” his wife said… “You hate me,” it grumbled, flicking … Continue reading

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“There were Mustaches in the Cereal Box” by Richard F. Yates

Every child is excited to see what kind of prize awaits them deep in the midst of that puffed wheat and sugar. Little did they know, these deadly creatures, disguised as human facial hair, had crawled into the box of … Continue reading

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“No More Rootbeer?” by Richard F. Yates

(When I drew this horrified little beast, we were, in fact, out of rootbeer, but The Boss has restocked our supplies…so the crisis has been averted!) —Richard F. Yates (Primitive Thoughtician and Supreme Bunny Lord of The P.E.W.) SUPPORT INDEPENDENT … Continue reading

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“is I (Monster in a Box)” by Richard F. Yates

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