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“Did My Fortune Cookie Just Try to Convince Me to Do Something Awful?” by Richard F. Yates

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“Misinformed Fortune Cookie” by Richard F. Yates

Ummmmmm… Sure… —Richard F. Yates

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“Ignorant Fortune Cookie” by Richard F. Yates

I’m starting to lose my faith in fortune cookies. This one, for instance, is under the delusion that I have a wealthy relative or benefactor out there just DYING to give me some dough… …but that’s just wrong. All of … Continue reading

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“Confused Fortune Cookie” by Richard F. Yates

Unless someone’s bringing a bunch of soil samples from around the world to Washington State, I’m afraid this fortune cookie is sadly mistaken… —Richard F. Yates

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“A Prophet Shall Arise” by Richard F. Yates

My lunch had given me a direct order. (Anybody know if Kool-Aid is on sale anywhere??) —Richard F. Yates

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“Ellie’s Fortune Cookie” by Richard F. Yates

[This bit was transcribed from my younger daughter’s monologue in the back seat of the car on our way home from Chinese food.] Ellie’s fortune cookie said, “Any doubts you may have will disappear early this month.” Ellie said, “I … Continue reading

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