Category Archives: satire

“SOMAT(IC) #1 – Unleashed!!!”

After centuries of waiting, the official release of SOMAT(IC) #1 is here! Set to take on corporate greed, irresponsible governance, and the forces that would continue to dumb down and stultify the population, this slim volume is a battle cry, … Continue reading

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“Ignorant Fortune Cookie” by Richard F. Yates

I’m starting to lose my faith in fortune cookies. This one, for instance, is under the delusion that I have a wealthy relative or benefactor out there just DYING to give me some dough… …but that’s just wrong. All of … Continue reading

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“Trump ATTACKS The Church of DIM!”

Sorry man, that will probably make the NYT. I really hope this doesn’t turn into a war of words, but I fear that it will… —Brother O’Brien

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“A Lapse in the Dimensions Has Occurred! Praise Be!” by Nicole Blystone

[Here’s an archaeological piece from the recesses of the DIM archives, written by Nicole Blystone (then Nicole Peterson, aka Professor Nicole P.) in July of 2011! —RFY] A place exists of extreme dimensional power. Power so great, it made my … Continue reading

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PEACE Finally Comes to the Church of DIM!

It is with great joy that I announce that a truce has been brokered in the historic war between Brothers Yates and Erdahl! Here’s how it happened: Despite my objections, Sister Mariah, from the DIM Poughkeepsie branch, was again called … Continue reading

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DIM Battle Confession from Brother O’Brien

As fellow Dimmers, you know that one of our core practices is the confession of sins. Unlike Catholicism, however, our reasoning is a tad different. Here at DIM, we think sinning is the bee’s knees and encourage the frequent commitment … Continue reading

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“World War DIM!” by Brother O’Brien

It is with great disappointment that I report that the level of discourse in the Yates/Erdahl battle has sunk to a new low, wherein both have resorted to the nastiest, most offensive, sickening, sexist epithets in name-calling: it seems that … Continue reading

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