[As promised, here is the second chapter for this week. Now that we’re back to Adam, the “foul mouth” warning has to go back into effect, so if you’re offended by cussing, you might want to move along… If you’re wondering who this Adam fellow is, you’ll want to go back and read the story from the beginning, and you can do that HERE. For the folks who are read to rock, let’s get this show on the road! —RFY]
Adam, adjusting his helmet for the tenth time in as many minutes, led the way towards Ashley Holmes’s alley, even though he wasn’t one hundred percent certain of where he was going. Philip, Ashley, and Oliver followed. Adam told Oliver to come along so he could see how a REAL investigation was handled.
“Okay, Ashley, let’s see that stiff cat!” Adam said, as he steered the group into what he hoped was the right alley.
Ashley’s face went red and she glared at Adam, who looked surprised and shrugged.
“What?” he said.
“Ashley’s dad already buried the cat, Adam,” Philip said.
“You’ve got to be shitting me,” Adam said through clenched teeth. Philip shook his head, then lowered it slightly, reverentially, as he noticed a tear welling up in Ashley’s eye.
“Well, let’s grab a shovel and…” Adam started to say.
“No way! You’re sick!” Ashley yelled.
Adam took a deep breath. “How the fuck can I tell what killed little Mittens if I can’t look at the corpse?” Adam said this as calmly, and as menacingly, as he could. “That’s why girls aren’t allowed in the Knights,” he thought. “No understanding of method.”
“Her name was Mitsy,” Ashley said in a hoarse whisper, and she broke into quiet tears.
A disgusted look slid across Adam’s face. You try to help someone, and this is the kind of shit you have to put up with.
“Hey Adam! Come look at this!” Oliver called from about halfway down the alley. He’d scouted ahead to look for clues, hoping to get back on Adam’s good side.
As Philip hugged Ashley, ugh…, Adam adjusted his helmet again and paced in what he hoped looked like a professional manner toward Oliver, who was leaning over, examining something next to a garbage can. Adam smelled the rotting meat before he could see the carcass.
“What ya’ got?” he said, sliding up to Oliver.
“I think it was a ‘possum. Big one, too,” Oliver said.
“Yowzers,” Adam said. “Look at the bite out of its face! Crunched right through the skull! And the guts are torn completely out!”
Large chunks of the animal were missing. Clearly, something big, maybe the size of a dog, Adam thought, had torn the ‘possum apart.
“Good find,” Adam said, smacking Oliver on the back. Oliver blushed. “Hey Mulan, bring the sprinkler down here. I want to know if this is what her dumb cat looked like when she found it!” he yelled down the alley. “Looks like we got us a case, brother,” Adam said with a grin, and he smacked Oliver on the back again.
[Ooooooo… Something nasty is out and about! Next week: Sharkey meets Alice!!! Until then, keep watching the skies!!! —RFY]
—Richard F. Yates
(Primitive Thoughtician and Supreme Bunny Lord of The P.E.W.)
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