“Mr. Politician Says…” by Richard F. Yates

“I have no memory of whatever you are unhappy about ever happening… And you can’t prove I’m lying because my political trajectory and voting record PROVES that I have severe brain damage. Now suck it up and keep quiet while I go cash this check…”

—Richard F. Yates

About richardfyates

Compulsive creator of the bizarre and absurd. (Artist, writer, poet, provocateur...)
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2 Responses to “Mr. Politician Says…” by Richard F. Yates

  1. … and we just need to invest more money into this project that didn’t work. What’s a logic?…

    … Shut up, it’s not a crime when I do it! …

    …Vague prediction!…

    … Promise I have no intention of keeping!…

    … I will declare war on this abstract, nebulous concept! We can totally win that!…

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