I am not a religious person, but some days I really hope that I am wrong and that a flaming, torturous Hell exists in which the deceitful, bigoted, racist, homophobic, greedy, heartless fuckers who are currently in charge of the U.S. government will burn for all eternity. Fingers crossed!!!
—Richard F. Yates
(Primitive Thoughtician and Grand Hoohaa of The P.E.W.)