—Richard F. Yates
(Primitive Thoughtician and Grand Hoohaa of The P.E.W.)
[“As a representative for the Anti-Lizard Deformation League, I must protest. There will be no Lizard Tying on these premises.
If any of y’all go getting crazy ideas, thinking about going ahead and tying the lizard around that tree….well….le’s jes say things might get a bit medieval….” —Josh Erdahl]