filing the torts away,
on my way to where the lawyers meet,
can you tell me how to get,
how to get to Litigious Street?
Drawing a big, yellow birdy,
Jim Henson’s intellectual prop-er-ty.
The Count will count your money, man,
can you tell me how grouchy you’ll be,
how grouchy you’ll be living in a garbage can?
You’ve got some gall,
I mean, Snuffleupagus-sized balls,
wow, you’re in such a mess,
can you tell me where to send,
where to send the lawsuit from PBS?
Today’s letter is “S” – “S” is for “Subpoena” – you’ve been served.
—O’Brien & Yates
[Words by Richard O’Brien. Image by Richard F. Yates.]